In 2022 a company CRM needed a ticket system, and fast. The comments ended up in a single field, separated by semicolons. A colleague asked why he couldn't type one. A year later, it was explode()'s turn.
Severity Hassle 2 out of 5 Dumbness Reverse genius 4 out of 5In 2020 all it took was shutting a server down and moving it to the new PoP. A colleague had a doubt: “Can we shut it down by pulling the plug?” The answer was “yes”. The server never came back.
Severity Apocalypse 5 out of 5 Dumbness Masterpiece of absurdity 5 out of 5In 2019 an IT guy who had just joined a company wrote some scripts in a hurry. The first was called a.php. They all still work and working out which does what takes a small leap of faith.
Severity Hassle 2 out of 5 Dumbness Reverse genius 4 out of 5